locoexclaimer:

Commission for TCA; humanized Soarin’/Braeburn sketch sheet. I ended up doing some simple colors too, so here’s both versions. I hope you like them, love! Tell me if anything needs fixing ouo

Interested in commissioning me? I’d love you forever!

locoexclaimer:

COMMISSION ME SO I CAN DO A THING FOR MY MOM
OKAY BECAUSE MY MOM IS LITERALLY THE BEST AND I OWE HER EVERYTHING OKAY. Fall Out Boy tickets go on sale on the 17th and I need to take my mom to the VA Beach show. Need.
Okay let me back up. Like I am a huge Fall Out Boy fan. When they broke up I was so upset, because going to one of their concerts was one of my dreams. Of course as we all know, they got back together, and when I found out their 2013 Save Rock and Roll tour had a Virginia stop, I was thrilled! I begged mom and dad to be able to go, but because of monetary and health issues, we were unable to obtain tickets before they sold out, and I was so upset. However, my parents, being the best ever, arranged to our great difficulty for us to drive to Tennessee for the show there. I was thrilled, it was the time of my life!
But if that were all I wouldn’t be here. My mom loves Fall Out Boy too, and was looking forward to the concert maybe as much as me. But then the day of the performance… she was sick. So much so that she slept through the entire performance. Screaming fans and booming music and she slept through it. Which is not fair because of how much she’s done for us.
So this year, I’m going to try again! I need to raise a few hundred dollars for tickets and a hotel, because I want to treat my family and my mom this time for all they do for me.
psst much thanks to Rolins for helping me out with the header image
~ PRICES ~ ¤ Prices for up to two characters ¤ Discounts for ordering four or more pictures at once ¤ Note that all orders over 20$ come with a free sketch! (Before applicable discounts. c: )
Sketch : 5$Sketch set : 10$ (a sheet of ~three sketches of one subject) · 1 · 2 · sketch portfolio ·
Flats or dual tone : 15$ · 1 · 2 · 3 ·
Bust digital: 20$ · 1 · 2 ·
Full or bust traditional : 20$ + 7$ S&H * · 1 ·
Full digital : 30$ · 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 ·
* Traditional pieces must be mailed to you due to my own lack of a scanner. Sorry for any inconvenience.
¤ NSFW +5$ (NSFW portfolio may be viewed on my NSFW Tumblr, throwingbackabsinthe)
· Header images: the Cat · fem!Turbo · steampunk Calhoun · Panic! + Turbo · mermaid Van · Augustin ·
~SKETCHBOOKS~ Okay this is something special I’m doing and I hope it sells. I’m selling sketchbooks! I provide the book, and you tell me what you want me to fill it with! You could ask for all your OTPs, or illustrations for each chapter of your 50 chapter long fanfiction, or pinups, whatever. These are just the readily available sketchbooks from my favorite brand, Pacon, but if you want a different page size or count or whatever a custom order can be arranged super easily. Also, I only buy spiralbound sketchbooks, so you don’t have to worry about it falling apart. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE SIZE AS WELL AS IMAGE COUNT OF THE SKETCHBOOKS.
300$ : 9x9, 40 pages, 40 images, vertically bound Just under 7.50$ per image!
800$ : 9x6, 70 pages, 140 images, horizontally bound Just under 5.75$ per image!
1000$ : 11x8.5, 70 pages, 140 images, horizontally bound Just about 7.15$ per image!
¤ +10$ S&H
~BUYING~ Send me an email at locoexclaimer@gmail.com to talk about making an order. I accept PayPal of course, but also prepaid debit cards or cash via mail. Orders of less than 50$ must be paid up front. Orders of 50$ or more may be paid half up front and half upon completion, or all up front. (After applicable discounts.)
If you can’t or don’t want to buy anything, I would really appreciate if you could signal boost this. Reblog this is you love my mama. Or your mama. Or any mama.

Apologies for the random OOC post, especially since there’s not been an update in forever and a half, but… signal boost!

locoexclaimer:

COMMISSION ME SO I CAN DO A THING FOR MY MOM

OKAY BECAUSE MY MOM IS LITERALLY THE BEST AND I OWE HER EVERYTHING OKAY. Fall Out Boy tickets go on sale on the 17th and I need to take my mom to the VA Beach show. Need.

Okay let me back up. Like I am a huge Fall Out Boy fan. When they broke up I was so upset, because going to one of their concerts was one of my dreams. Of course as we all know, they got back together, and when I found out their 2013 Save Rock and Roll tour had a Virginia stop, I was thrilled! I begged mom and dad to be able to go, but because of monetary and health issues, we were unable to obtain tickets before they sold out, and I was so upset. However, my parents, being the best ever, arranged to our great difficulty for us to drive to Tennessee for the show there. I was thrilled, it was the time of my life!

But if that were all I wouldn’t be here. My mom loves Fall Out Boy too, and was looking forward to the concert maybe as much as me. But then the day of the performance… she was sick. So much so that she slept through the entire performance. Screaming fans and booming music and she slept through it. Which is not fair because of how much she’s done for us.

So this year, I’m going to try again! I need to raise a few hundred dollars for tickets and a hotel, because I want to treat my family and my mom this time for all they do for me.

psst much thanks to Rolins for helping me out with the header image

~ PRICES ~
¤ Prices for up to two characters
¤ Discounts for ordering four or more pictures at once
¤ Note that all orders over 20$ come with a free sketch!
(Before applicable discounts. c: )

Sketch : 5$
Sketch set : 10$ (a sheet of ~three sketches of one subject)
· 1 · 2 · sketch portfolio ·

Flats or dual tone : 15$
· 1 · 2 · 3 ·

Bust digital: 20$
· 1 · 2 ·

Full or bust traditional : 20$ + 7$ S&H *
· 1 ·

Full digital : 30$
· 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 ·

* Traditional pieces must be mailed to you due to my own lack of a scanner. Sorry for any inconvenience.

¤ NSFW +5$
(NSFW portfolio may be viewed on my NSFW Tumblr, throwingbackabsinthe)

· Header images: the Cat · fem!Turbo · steampunk Calhoun · Panic! + Turbo · mermaid Van · Augustin ·

~SKETCHBOOKS~
Okay this is something special I’m doing and I hope it sells. I’m selling sketchbooks! I provide the book, and you tell me what you want me to fill it with! You could ask for all your OTPs, or illustrations for each chapter of your 50 chapter long fanfiction, or pinups, whatever.
These are just the readily available sketchbooks from my favorite brand, Pacon, but if you want a different page size or count or whatever a custom order can be arranged super easily. Also, I only buy spiralbound sketchbooks, so you don’t have to worry about it falling apart. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE SIZE AS WELL AS IMAGE COUNT OF THE SKETCHBOOKS.

300$ : 9x9, 40 pages, 40 images, vertically bound
Just under 7.50$ per image!

800$ : 9x6, 70 pages, 140 images, horizontally bound
Just under 5.75$ per image!

1000$ : 11x8.5, 70 pages, 140 images, horizontally bound
Just about 7.15$ per image!

¤ +10$ S&H

~BUYING~
Send me an email at locoexclaimer@gmail.com to talk about making an order. I accept PayPal of course, but also prepaid debit cards or cash via mail.
Orders of less than 50$ must be paid up front.
Orders of 50$ or more may be paid half up front and half upon completion, or all up front.
(After applicable discounts.)

If you can’t or don’t want to buy anything, I would really appreciate if you could signal boost this. Reblog this is you love my mama. Or your mama. Or any mama.

Apologies for the random OOC post, especially since there’s not been an update in forever and a half, but… signal boost!

I'm the real soarin

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I wubs u Soarin!!!!!
Anonymous

I wubs you too, anon.
- Soarin’

Different strokes for different folks ponies, bro. Besides which, you’ll find most Internet browsers have a back button. You should try it. 

- Soarin’ 

Write a Headcanon about my character

talentedmischiefmaker:

If it’s good, it will become official.

Happy Valentines / Hearts and Hooves / Singles Awareness Day! 
- Soarin’ and Braeburn

Happy Valentines / Hearts and Hooves / Singles Awareness Day! 

- Soarin’ and Braeburn

We at Ask Soarin and Braeburn have gone green and white in honor of the children and staff who lost their lives at the Sandy Hook Elementary shooting on Friday, December 14, 2012. We also ask that our friends and followers do the same on Monday, December 17.

Thank you for your time, attention and patience.

Happy Thanksgiving from Ask Soarin and Braeburn!
Art credit: Freedom From Want, by Norman Rockwell, copyright 1943

Happy Thanksgiving from Ask Soarin and Braeburn!

Art credit: Freedom From Want, by Norman Rockwell, copyright 1943